Eating out in London?

[Master Hughes the Orphan]

Don't bother!
London is a dump and Londoners are all scum.

All generalizations are false - including this one.
Keith

Are you from London?

[Master Hughes the Orphan]

Don't bother!
London is a dump and Londoners are all scum.

Trolling? Notting Hill -> Geales
www.geales.com
Great fresh food and very fair pricing.

Nine quid for a measly bit of fish and half a dozen chips stuck in a wine
glass. My mum says thats a rip off. My mum says you only put chips in a
glass so you can hide how small the portion is. My mum says she would never
ever eat chips out a glass. My mum says glasses are too important to be
wasted on chips and should only be used for gin. My mum is going away this
weekend for a dirty weekend with Big Bazza cos its there 23rd amniversary. I
told her to go to McDonalds and have a proper party with balloons and that.

(If your name was Giles instead of geals it would nearly be more fishy like
Gills. My mum jnows abloke called Mr. Gill and he's not a fishmonger or even
a fisherman though he has been known to tickle an old trout sometimes.)

[Mrs Mike Reid]

Don't bother!
London is a dump and Londoners are all scum.

You are an onanist (was troll) and ICMFP.
Cross-posts removed, so you will have to re-instate them if you want to
show the world what a good little onanist you are.
--
June Hughes

You know June I dont think my Mike will like the way you are encouraging all
these trolls in to his group ESPECIALLY after you dared to condemn O not
long ago for doing even less than what you do. You are very two faced June.

[Mrs Mike Reid]

Following up to June Hughes

You are an onanist

Is that unfair to onanists? Woody Allen said "its just sex with my
favourite person" :-)
--

Dorothy Parker named her budgie "Onan".
Graham

I wanted a budgie but my Mike said it would not fit in with my pussy.

[Mr Pounder]

Don't bother!
London is a dump and Londoners are all scum.

Correct.

Mr Pounder

[Kráftéé]

Mr Pounder wrote:
| "Master Hughes the Orphan" <***@my_parents_died.com> wrote
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|| "Keith Willshaw" <***@nospam.kwillshaw.demon.co.uk> wrote in
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| Mr Pounder

You can't say that spicklehead will call you a racist...

[Mr Pounder]

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| Mr Pounder
You can't say that spicklehead will call you a racist...

I have and I am.

Mr Pounder

[Kraftee]

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| Mr Pounder
You can't say that spicklehead will call you a racist...

I have and I am.
Mr Pounder

Only 6 days late but good for you & your free thinking

[Peter Hucker]

Post by Kraftee

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| Mr Pounder
You can't say that spicklehead will call you a racist...

I have and I am.
Mr Pounder

Only 6 days late but good for you & your free thinking

Thinking isn't free, it requires electricity.
--
I'm no. 2796 worldwide in BOINC distributed computing.
Are you contributing? http://boinc.berkeley.edu/

I'm the 89th top alpha tester worldwide for protein research systems.
I'm the 118th top contributor worldwide to extreme weather event research.
I'm the 170th top contributor worldwide to 2-phase fluid behavior in microgravity and microfluidics computer simulations.

Of course an 8 core i7 processor helps :-)

http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the
practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and
completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't
want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if
there is an error in the grade."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine back together
again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the
instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through
the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

[DVH]

Post by Peter Hucker

Post by Kraftee

Post by Mr Pounder

Post by Kráftéé
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||||
|||| London is a dump and Londoners are all scum.
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| Correct.
|
| Mr Pounder
You can't say that spicklehead will call you a racist...

I have and I am.
Mr Pounder

Only 6 days late but good for you & your free thinking

Thinking isn't free, it requires electricity.
--
I'm no. 2796 worldwide in BOINC distributed computing.
Are you contributing? http://boinc.berkeley.edu/
I'm the 89th top alpha tester worldwide for protein research systems.
I'm the 118th top contributor worldwide to extreme weather event research.
I'm the 170th top contributor worldwide to 2-phase fluid behavior in
microgravity and microfluidics computer simulations.
Of course an 8 core i7 processor helps :-)
http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
http://www.petersphotos.com
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the
practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and
completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't
want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if
there is an error in the grade."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine back together
again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the
instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through
the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

...

wot happened then?

[altheim]

Post by Peter Hucker

Post by Kraftee

Post by Mr Pounder

Post by Kráftéé
|||| Don't bother!
||||
|||| London is a dump and Londoners are all scum.
||||
|
| Correct.
|
| Mr Pounder
You can't say that spicklehead will call you a racist...

I have and I am.
Mr Pounder

Only 6 days late but good for you & your free thinking

Thinking isn't free, it requires electricity.
--
I'm no. 2796 worldwide in BOINC distributed computing.
Are you contributing? http://boinc.berkeley.edu/
I'm the 89th top alpha tester worldwide for protein research systems.
I'm the 118th top contributor worldwide to extreme weather event research.
I'm the 170th top contributor worldwide to 2-phase fluid behavior in
microgravity and microfluidics computer simulations.
Of course an 8 core i7 processor helps :-)
http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
http://www.petersphotos.com
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the
practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and
completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't
want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if
there is an error in the grade."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine back together
again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the
instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through
the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

...

Wot's a muffler?

[unknown]

Post by altheim

Post by Peter Hucker

Post by Kraftee

Post by Mr Pounder

Post by Kráftéé
|||| Don't bother!
||||
|||| London is a dump and Londoners are all scum.
||||
|
| Correct.
|
| Mr Pounder
You can't say that spicklehead will call you a racist...

I have and I am.
Mr Pounder

Only 6 days late but good for you & your free thinking

Thinking isn't free, it requires electricity.
--
I'm no. 2796 worldwide in BOINC distributed computing.
Are you contributing? http://boinc.berkeley.edu/
I'm the 89th top alpha tester worldwide for protein research
systems.
I'm the 118th top contributor worldwide to extreme weather event research.
I'm the 170th top contributor worldwide to 2-phase fluid behavior
in microgravity and microfluidics computer simulations.
Of course an 8 core i7 processor helps :-)
http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
http://www.petersphotos.com
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening
classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the
practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and
completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't
want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if
there is an error in the grade."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine back together
again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the
instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through
the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

Wot's a muffler?
--
altheim

...

Isn't that what you do when you put a pillow over HER face to lessen
the volume of HER snoring?

[unknown]

On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:15:15 +0100, Kraftee

Post by Kraftee

Post by Mr Pounder

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| Correct.
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| Mr Pounder
You can't say that spicklehead will call you a racist...

I have and I am.
Mr Pounder

Only 6 days late but good for you & your free thinking

Thinking isn't free, it requires electricity.

Personally I don't plug myself in (or use batteries) to think, but
each to their own, I just hope you use a 'green' supply for your
power.

[Peter Hucker]

Post by unknown

On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:15:15 +0100, Kraftee

Post by Kraftee

Post by Mr Pounder

Post by Kráftéé
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|||| Don't bother!
||||
|||| London is a dump and Londoners are all scum.
||||
|
| Correct.
|
| Mr Pounder
You can't say that spicklehead will call you a racist...

I have and I am.
Mr Pounder

Only 6 days late but good for you & your free thinking

Thinking isn't free, it requires electricity.

Personally I don't plug myself in (or use batteries) to think, but
each to their own, I just hope you use a 'green' supply for your
power.

...

Asda food?
--
I'm no. 2796 worldwide in BOINC distributed computing.
Are you contributing? http://boinc.berkeley.edu/

I'm the 89th top alpha tester worldwide for protein research systems.
I'm the 118th top contributor worldwide to extreme weather event research.
I'm the 170th top contributor worldwide to 2-phase fluid behavior in microgravity and microfluidics computer simulations.

Of course an 8 core i7 processor helps :-)

http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com

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